Holy hell it’s already the 29th. That means we have one day remaining in Movember – the month where those who have the follicular ability sprout whiskers of awesomeness in support of men’s cancer research. Since I am what one might call follicularly challenged, I have once again opted to support my Mo-bros by holding a wee contest. The idea – figure out who has the manliest of manly moustaches after the Movember challenge has ended.
The prize? A $100 donation to the man who sports the pornstachiest moustachiest manliest manly moustache of 2012. For extra fun, however, I am not deciding who wins. That, dear readers, is up to you. And so, I offer you the following manly specimens of manliness. Your job, pick the moustache that you believe exemplifies the moustache of 2012.
But that’s not all. We also have a donation of $35 (courtesy of @common_st) to the man with the Heart Was Willing But The Follicles Were Not moustache.
The man with the most votes by 8pm tomorrow night (in either category) will win. Good luck to all of the entrants.
Did all y’all forget about it? I didn’t. Well, I almost forgot about it given the craziness of the past week; you know, what with my brother’s being t-boned on Wednesday night. Anyway, I’ll update more on my brother later.
At the beginning of the month, I posted about Movember and my being follicle-y challenged. At that point I decided that I would create a contest that honours the best moustache that Movember could produce. I asked Mo-Bros (as they are called) to send me their info, a clean-shaven shot, and then on the 28th an updated pic. Today is that day. I’ve updated the contest page (found above), but have also included up to date photos of the 6 contestants below.
Beyond these awesome displays of testosterone-y goodness, today also marks the day that you the readers get to judge the crumb-catchers that these men have produced. Originally I was going to narrow down the list of contestants to 5 with a follow-up poll on the 29th. However, since there are only 6 contestants I think I’ll just keep the poll open from now until the 30th. The person with the most votes within each of the polls below will win. For those contestants – this is your opportunity to recruit help from your friends to get your votes as high as they can be.
You may also recall that the contest started out with 1 prize; a $100 donation to the person voted to have the favourite moustache. But two extra prizes were added to the list thanks to the generosity of Dana (@common_st), and David (@davidjestill) of the Twitterverse. Since this brings our total number of donation-prizes to be won to 3, there are 3 polls (below). Please select the contestants that you feel are most deserving of the donation-prizes available.