You may recall that I recently damaged my beautiful, beautiful face when I inadvertently, accidentally, and without the assistance of booze or drugs, fell on it. It was, by all accounts, an introduction between face and floor that was a long time coming. As promised in a previous post, I am uploading several videos of the cleaning, examination, and stitching of my face. Be warned that these are not for the squeamish, or those easily nauseated. You have been duly warned.
Video 1: I Shall Call You Stitch-Face: The Cleaning (starring RN Sara).
The cleaning was the weirdest feeling ever. Imagine having cold water shot into your forehead. Under the skin. What I felt was weirder than that.
Video 2: I Shall Call You Stitch-Face: The Exam (starring Dr. Coker).
This is probably the most disgusting of the videos. As such, it is my favourite one.
Video 3: I Shall Call You Stitch-Face: The Stitchening (starring Dr. Coker).
Note how the doctor describes the shape of the forthcoming scar. Sounds like a lightning bolt to me!