Just over a week ago I commented on my downward spiral into the pass-out-on-the-couch, do-nothing-and-whine-about-it world-o-fun that is Sloth. Truly I was so full of seven-deadly-sinfulness, that Kevin Spacey‘s John Doe would surely have considered replacing his original drug dealing victim with me1. Or not. Regardless, one of my goals last week was to […]Read more "The Sloth Is Dead And Other Bric-A-Brac: An Update"
Before reading this you might want to find a chair and sit down, for the magnitude of what I am about to relay to you is so shocking that you might actually pass out from the sheer intensity of it (assuming you are of exceptionally weak constitution or prone to random bouts of fainting). So […]Read more "Just Call Me Ass Prof For Short"
As noted in the list below (have I mentioned that I love lists?), you will find a little blurb on one Robert Bunsen. That’s correct folks, the Robert Bunsen; the man who brought light to the world-o-chemistry where there once was darkness; the man who gave the world the Bunsen burner. But you may be […]Read more "200 Years Of Bunsen Burn-y Goodness"
Last Friday my parents came to town, partly to help me fix a leaking bathtub faucet, but mainly to visit. And by ‘help me fix a leaking bathtub faucet’, I clearly mean my dad did all the work. I simply walked home when they arrived to let them in (although they had already done so […]Read more "Adventures In Leaky Faucets And Veggie Fueled Green Hemp Rage"
One month ago today, my family of one grew to a family of two. That is, my friend Jamie dropped off Elliot, his loyal and trusted ~2 year old cat. Elliot moved in with me because Jamie was in the process of moving out of his old apartment and into some schwanky new digs. Sadly, […]Read more "Snuggling With Elliot: 1 Month Later"
It will come as no surprise to anyone that I love to travel. A lot. In all honesty, I think if I were given the opportunity, I would do that for a living above all else. Well, maybe not. I do love statistics. But the beauty of being a Statistician is that I don’t necessarily […]Read more "A Punch To My Stupid Travelling Face"
I woke up this morning with only one thing on my mind (okay, maybe a few things on my mind, but those thoughts were a combination of mathematics, statistics, and other things that probably aren’t safe for public consumption). And what was this thought that was bouncing through my head at 6:30 on a Saturday […]Read more "I’m So Happy I Could Punch A Dolphin In The Mouth"