Exactly 10 days ago (give or take an hour or so), I wrote about my Christmas gift from Rick. That gift included the most excellent Unicorn Band-aids – which were said to be enchanted by the healing powers of Unicorn tears – and the Watch It Grow Jesus (or as I called it, the Mini-Jesus).
As directed, I placed the Mini-Jesus in a glass of warm water and let him soak for 10 solid days. In that time, according to the packaging, Mini-Jesus would grow 600% to become Gigantor-Jesus. To be honest, I was worried that the glass that I’d placed him in wouldn’t contain the awesome transformative power I was likely going to witness. You see, I assumed growth of 600% would be akin to (or greater than) the growth that Bruce Banner experienced whenever he’d transformed into the Hulk. And we all know how much power was involved in that transformation.
Anyway, I patiently waited and documented the transformation on an almost daily basis. In fact, I’m pretty sure I documented it daily via photo, but for some reason can only find 8 of the pictures. Regardless, I present to you the incredible transformation of Mini-Jesus to Gigantor-Jesus. You’re welcome.
And in case you were wondering, yes, I just wrote a post that included enchanted unicorn tears, Mini-Jesus, the Hulk, and Gigantor-Jesus. I’m pretty sure that’s almost blasphemous. Perhaps completely blasphemous? Who knows. I’ve never claimed to be a theologist.
- Family, Nerds, And Gigantor-Jesus: It Must Be Christmas (consumedbywanderlust.wordpress.com)
- Jesus Smash (ugliesttattoos.failblog.org)
- What about the other 11 days of Christmas? (scrambledage.com)