And just like that the contest is over. We can all wake tomorrow knowing that most of the moustaches we see today will be replaced by freshly shaven faces. This may or may not be a good thing, depending on the individual sporting said ‘stache and your own personal facial hair preferences.
Anyway, after some rather intense competition we have the winners of this years MoContest.
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Congratulations to Justin – with 47% of the vote – you have been voted by ConsumedByWanderlust readers as the man with the manliest of manly moustaches. You have, in the eyes of the readers, done men everywhere proud. As such, you have won a $100 donation to your Movember campaign. Great job sir. You may celebrate your manly victory by scratching, belching, drinking beer, drinking scotch, eating wings, watching football, or whatever other stereotypical thing you feel that manly men do.
Congratulations also go out to Adam – with 61 % of the vote – you have been voted by ConsumedByWanderlust readers to receive the Heart was willing but the follicles were not award. While your ‘stache may not have been the fullest or bushiest, we respect your attempt to strike fear into the heart of manly cancers. For that you have won a $35 donation to your Movember campaign (courtesy of @common_st). You too may celebrate your victory. Of course, you may want to scratch extra hard, belch extra loud, and drink an extra dram of scotch or two in order to prove to the world that you are a real man, despite what your follicles might imply1.
Thanks again to all of the contestants. You guys rock. And thank you also to @common_st for once again donating to this hilarious contest.
We’ll see you again next Movember.
1 I only mock because my ‘stache would, after 30 days, look like this.
- Time To Choose (consumedbywanderlust.wordpress.com)
- I Forget Things (consumedbywanderlust.wordpress.com)
- 12 Moustaches You Wish You Could Have Grown This Movember (coedmagazine.com)
- A Movember to remember for the Syracuse Crunch (cnycentral.com)