Due to the awesomeness that is Rogers1, this post is going to be short and sweet2.
When I got home from the office today I did what I always do. I checked my mail before making my way to the front door (where Elliot is always waiting3). When I opened up my mailbox, what did I find? My hydro bill, a bank statement4, and a package from my friend Dr. Beth.
Surprise package from Dr. Beth! W00t!
Inside the package were my Christmas gifts: the mascot that she developed for one of her MBA projects (D2NA Moose), and a stuffed Standard Normal Distribution. I call them Moose and Norm for short5. With names like that, you know they should probably have a prime time television show named after them. I imagine they’d be like Starsky and Hutch in the sense that they are bad-ass crime fighting undercover cops.
Yup, Moose and Norm. Totally bad-ass.
Thanks Dr. Beth. Thank you long time and repeatedly.
1 Pfffffft. Awesome – riiiiiiiiight.
2 For fear that the Rogers provided interwebs will be down again for several hours.
3 Don’t judge. You’d probably be waiting for me too if you were pretty much guaranteed treats and a belly rub the minute I walked in the door.
4 Weird, because I could have sworn I’d switched them over to electronic bills.
5 I’m creative like that.