Excelling In Slackitudity

Happy Easter all y’all. So apparently I’ve been slacking in so many ways. To start, let me begin by apologizing for not having written anything in so very long. I could use the excuse that I’ve been swamped with a million different things, which is true, but that never seemed to stop me from writing…

I May Have Broken The Law

So just over a week ago I made my way once again to the airport for fun and adventure – this time in the form of a wedding1. In Vegas2. Having never been to Vegas I really didn’t know what to expect, but this trip wasn’t so much about Vegas itself as it was about…

Natasha The Spider

Remember just over a week ago when I met Natasha? And then remember how I held Natasha like we were age-old friends? And remember how I promised there’d be video? Well, dear readers, I am happy to say that a video is ready for your entertainment. I think the video gives you a general sense…

Vegas Baby, Vegas!

Despite another flight delay – seriously, did I piss off the gods-o-flight? – I arrived in Vegas last night. I may have smelled of stale plane air, and every part of me may have been screaming to move from the seat in which I had been held captive for over 5 hours, but I had…

That’s #2394 To You

So apparently the Around the Bay 30km race is less than 3 weeks away. I realized this at some point this morning when I received notice that I had been assigned a bib number. EEP! A bib number means business – serious business. And today I learned that serious business went by the bib number…

Don’t Write That Obit Just Yet

Apologies for not writing sooner. I hope none of you were too concerned about my safety given my latest adventure. For those who may have forgotten, I spent last Friday attempting to conquer my fear of all things eight-legged. For those who have been worried since I last wrote, know that this post is evidence that…

Today Is The Day

Holy hell. Today is the day. Today I am going to willingly allow a spider to crawl on me. Let me write that again because it still seems surreal. I am going to willingly allow a spider to crawl on me. A real, living, breathing, man-eating spider. Crawling. On me. Me! GAH. Clearly this may be…