A Christmas Alphabet

Dearest readers, I was originally going to write a post describing the awesome time I just had with Rick and Dr. Beth in Toronto (and it was awesome), but I decided to pour myself a scotch instead. After pouring said scotch (and against my better judgement), I decided that I needed to sample some of…

Forgive Me For What I’m About To Do

I am so full of sushi, I might actually slip into some sort of food coma. After another busy week, today ended with a visit from my parents. That means I was spoiled to a delicious dinner of sushi goodness while at the same time getting to hang out with my younger brother and my…

Carbo Loading Is The New Gluttony

Earlier this morning I headed downtown Guelph to meet up with my friend Mel. Our goal – take the train to Toronto so that we might pick up our race kits for tomorrow’s 10k Yonge Street Race and carbo-load our faces off. That’s right dear readers, we decided to use a 10k race as an excuse…

A Serious Case Of Deep-Fried Lethargy

Holy crapshite, I am le hungry. I just got home. Yes, I know it’s after 10pm, and I know that I left the house at 8am, and I know I’ve been working since 6am, and I realize that Elliot probably thinks I’m a part-time caregiver, but…wait…what’s my point? Maybe my point is that I’m not only…

Extreme Pantal Dysmorphia

I’m not sure about you, but I woke up today feeling full. Seriously. I blame the bacon wrapped scallop appetizers. And the hummus and crackers. And the caviar. And the shrimp and asparagus spears. And the mimosas and bacon breakfast. And the Irish-ed coffees. And the turkey. And the stuffing. And the gravy. And the…

Péché De Gourmandise Tastes So Good!

Monday in Montreal was fantastic. Steph and I woke relatively early in order to work on a project that we hope we’ll be able to submit for peer review and publication in the very near future. Amazingly, the apartment we were staying in just so happened to have a blackboard. Clearly, the gods of math…